February 2012
21 posts
{edgarsux} »
Can you believe that high school was 5 days a week and 8 hours a day? That was a thing. That was a thing we all did. Every day.
I woke up this morning at around noon for my functionally retarded advertising class at 3 PM and the entire time I couldn’t stop thinking, “UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY! THIS IS DUMB! UGH!!!!”
5-8 hour days a week! We did that!
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So the $2.85 whole chicken thing happened again... →
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As outlandishly obvious Labor propaganda as it is,... →
Cross-river rail especially. If only they’d include details about that Toowong — Bowen Hills subway that was being talked about a few years ago I’d be orgasming all over the place… maybe I’ve just been playing too much SimCity4.
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Every fucking time.
Generic customer: Excuse me can I— Oh, sorry, I didn't realise you were in the middle of [washing dishes/serving someone else/answering a telephone call] I'll just wait here quietly until you're done.
Middle-aged Asian housewife customer: HELLO? HELLO? I WANT HAM. GIVE ME HAM NOW. HAM. HELLO? I WANT ONE KG HAM. ONE KG. YES. NOW. HAM.
People using the term 'Tory' to describe members...
Just fucking stop already.
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Anonymous asked: are you cut or uncut?
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Anonymous asked: TMI Tuesday, aye? ... Ok, which 3 celebrities of the same gender as yourself would you most want to fuck/get fucked by?
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What's that? TMI Tuesday? →
Fine, I’ll whore myself out too.
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Reading through old .rtf files I found on my...
… but then again some of them just make me want to cringe and punch 15 year-old me in his stupid face.
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“The nie nie zu (the “crush-crush tribe”) are so named because they go into...”
– Who knew China was tribal? The diversification of Chinese society has seen a flowering of a new vocabulary. Perhaps most fascinating has been the division of people into tribes (zu in Mandarin). (via theeconomist)
January 2012
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Venusian Magic: Why the friendzone is bullshit and... →
» {angels-and-angles}
As defined by urban dictionary, the friendzone is…
“When you are expected to support a girl you really like while she searches for a smarter, richer, and more handsome boyfriend. There is little you can do without feeling like a dick. All in all, one of the meanest…
keyboardpubes asked: I suppose I am abysmal if my singular goal is to expose as many people as I can to that thing so it can destroy their self esteem and self worth as much as it did for me.
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Megan Amram: Paula Deen’s Health Food Cookbook →
» {meganamram}
Recently, Paula Deen has admitted that she’s had Type II Diabetes for years. Accordingly, she’s putting out a cookbook of healthy food. Here are some excerpts!
FRUIT SALAD
INGREDIENTS:
1 lb. bag of Skittles
3 cups ranch dressing
DIRECTIONS:
Mix well. Serve room temperature.
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Before I even clicked the link I knew this would... →
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Say what you want about country towns, but the...
Drunken family conversations.
I just want to sleep! I don’t care about your feelings! Shut up shut up shut up shut up.
December 2011
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Fuck, snoring is the worst.
The WORST. I want to stab myself in the face.
youdonotknowmeatall asked: "For example, compared to Singapore we’re extremely liberal, but then again, I suppose that’s not saying much, considering how the Singapore Government runs things." what do you mean anyways? It keeps making me think why you didn't reply my last message. I just want to know why.
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youdonotknowmeatall asked: Hi your cute n I love your tumblr! It is really interesting, especially the articles about Australia. I live in Singapore if you were wondering n I always thought Australia is a nice liberal place hmm not so sure now
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Was just told the length of a poster in inches.
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Tried to work out how long that was in terms of penises because I’m only used to the metric system unless it’s cocks.
Story of my life. There’s only one thing that’s still measured in inches in Australia and that’s penises.
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I just realised, to my horror, that both the...
Ugh, I’m turning into my own father already. I’m only nineteen! It’s too fucking early for this shit! When did I become an old man? Gonna go drink some vodka and cook Mi Goreng now to prove I’m still an irresponsible student.